• My troll brother offered me a gift for my birthday…
  • I shall call him… iPad Mini…
  • Expand your vocabulary…
  • Before all the grouchiness
  • Sorry, wrong number…
  • Reaching for stuff while I’m in bed
  • The Internet should be more British
  • We hate math!
  • Snake
  • During every test
  • Oh, do you?
  • Nom Nom Nom!