• I’ll show you…
  • Drinking like a sir…
  • I bought you a gift…
  • Very sad but true…
  • Scumbag Smartphones…
  • Oh look, they finally published that article about your mom…
  • Meanwhile in Afghanistan…
  • Can my day get any worse?
  • Tea Party Win
  • Excellent!
  • Daisy chain
  • Then & now