• The Crab Lord…
  • Things I hope to say in my lifetime…
  • The only proper way to watch Inception
  • Out of my way! I’m going in!
  • Hadouken!
  • My little marshmallows
  • Mom, they called me ‘husky’
  • An upset kayak
  • Rinsing a spoon
  • What the hell was that?
  • Awkward ad placement
  • God I’m so bored!