• Things I care about…
  • Every night is the same!
  • Pirate literature
  • Old wisdom, sadly accurate…
  • Nicholas Cage as E.T.
  • The face of diabetes…
  • The easiest way to bathe in college…
  • You think money grows on trees?
  • Kiss like a boss
  • Mexican SWAT Team
  • One of the biggest WTFs of my generation
  • No use denying it now…