• What are you going to name your daughters?
  • That’s not even a cat…
  • Hamlet bird
  • Nice try, kid
  • Every time I read ROFL…
  • During menstruation…
  • Dear diet…
  • What hath angered the Canoe?
  • Microwaving butter
  • Definition of Fo’ Shizzle My Nizzle
  • Oh yes! Oh no…
  • 34,000 people on Facebook are retarded