• I was at Walmart yesterday…
  • Picking up girls, chemistry style…
  • Beware of the snakes…
  • If Facebook shuts down…
  • Terrorist wife
  • And just who do you think you are, invading upon my mossy rock?
  • Money-Shredding Alarm Clock
  • This is just me busy being a couch…
  • Hey class, listen up…
  • Hi bear. Sup Putin.
  • It all started with just one picture
  • But how did she…?