• What do you mean this gift is not for me?
  • Feel like playing a game?
  • Spectacular Papercraft Castle
  • Bear Grills
  • 22 Stabs per Minute?
  • Damn it, I’m fat…
  • Screw this. I’m tired of this crap…
  • That’s how you bargain
  • The only valid reason I’ve come up with so far
  • There are plenty of people like this out there…
  • Listening to music…
  • Help is on the way