• Sauron is watching you…
  • But that’s OK…
  • You just drink…
  • Depressed Birthday Dog
  • Silly turtle, get down from there, you’re not a koopa trooper
  • When men look at girls…
  • Band-Aid Badass
  • The truth about tests
  • Math problems
  • Eating is tiresome
  • He’s been found
  • Sorry sir, I can’t let you in without a reservation