• What’s good with coconut vodka?
  • It runs in our family…
  • Too tired for noms
  • Drinking like a sir
  • No matter how hot…
  • Facebook notifications
  • Don’t you hate it when it happens?
  • You need to have your priorities in order
  • American history
  • Every essay I have ever written
  • That’ll do.
  • Yes, neighbor?