• Want me to send you something?
  • Describe your last poop by using a movie title
  • Last Words…
  • So that’s how it’s going to be…
  • Typical photos that spam your Facebook…
  • Forget the dog…
  • The real meaning of SWAG…
  • It’s hard to be a stud
  • I’m officially old. This is the baby from Nevermind.
  • Let me show you how you sleep, human…
  • What…? Why?
  • “Men wouldn’t look at me when I was skinny…”