• What does it say?
  • Morgan Freeman on the CT shooting…
  • Well, that works too…
  • Biology exam…
  • Have you been drinking?
  • Why so delicious?
  • Whenever I call customer service…
  • The only sure way to check your Internet connection…
  • What I think when I see someone in a relationship with my ex
  • That guy better be kidding…
  • Don’t scare me like that again, bro
  • Wanna have a good time?