• Like the Tour de France…
  • It’s not an excuse…
  • So I scrolled to the bottom of my friend’s Facebook timeline…
  • Ending an argument like a sir…
  • Sharky
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Finding a spider in the shower
  • I’m sexy
  • Don’t get confused…
  • Better than none
  • Flower girl
  • Get in