• Condescending Marilyn Manson
  • Trying to watch LOTR when suddenly…
  • Legolas…
  • Zebra, what are you doing?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue…
  • Pinocchio Boxers
  • You were saying?
  • Introducing the Complaint Jar
  • I don’t usually want to cuddle…
  • Nancy Grace
  • Did you just say… vet?
  • Pole dancing