• You come and go…
  • Suddenly, my day is full of sad…
  • Every goddamn night…
  • I present to you, the peacock spider…
  • You know you’re in America when…
  • Breakdancing Dogs
  • Happy first day…
  • So that’s why…
  • Ideas that will change your life
  • Moving a picture in Microsoft Word
  • The start of every House episode ever
  • My current relationship status