• The last person I kissed was…
  • The best t-shirt ever made…
  • The Perfect Place to Read and Relax
  • Going for a burger…
  • Shocking…
  • Traumatic Childhood…
  • He thinks he’s smart…
  • Deal with it bro…
  • Dangit
  • But sir…
  • Fatherhood encompassed in a status update
  • Perfect circle