• Best advice when you do something wrong…
  • The perfect couple
  • When you’re old, nothing matters anymore
  • People change…
  • Yo momma so fat…
  • Bang!
  • Shaving smoothness
  • Wireless technology
  • Birthday cat doesn’t like your present
  • Surprise! We were here all the time.
  • B*tch, don’t touch me.
  • I want to have 3 kids