• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • So you have swag?
  • Scumbag Apple Maps
  • Knock knock…
  • Sometimes humans are awesome…
  • How I feel when I leave work on a Friday…
  • The ultimate in troll parenting
  • If you know what I mean…
  • Brought you a flower…
  • Little Pig Little Pig, please let me in…
  • Air conditioning
  • Meet the voice of Dexter