• They are beginning to accept me…
  • This would have been an improvement to my childhood…
  • A once in a lifetime show…
  • How do I look now?
  • I’m not an alcoholic…
  • And the genie said…
  • Why won’t you let me read you?!
  • Deal wi…crap!
  • How hurricane Irene looks from space right now
  • Godding, because planking is so two months ago
  • So sick of birthday parties!
  • Something’s a little off here