• I haven’t failed…
  • I got her a plunger…
  • The Walking Ted
  • No closet? No problem…
  • If you can’t find that book…
  • Does it rain in Australia?
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • I do many things well…
  • Good night, Rafael
  • What I look like when I get in a fight
  • Reasons not to drink
  • Sometimes you have no other choice