• Getting Out Of Bed Haiku…
  • Wrote you a get well card…
  • Let me make this easy for you both…
  • I was not aware of that…
  • Thanks, Jesus…
  • Single as a Pringle…
  • Sympathy pregnancy
  • They said I could be anything
  • Welcome to the friend zone
  • Best birthday present ever
  • Internet insomnia
  • My reception sucks!