• You speak the truth, Sofia Vergara…
  • Buy two hamsters
  • Chinese Buffet
  • When I have to choose between working and studying…
  • Above the law
  • The thing about stations
  • Every time I use the garbage disposal…
  • PC vs Mac
  • Alpaca mask
  • You messed with the wrong tortoise
  • Thank God for CNN
  • I remember that hat from… somewhere