• I can’t eat eggs…
  • Poor Alice…
  • So my girlfriend said I should watch Twilight…
  • Oh, cookies…
  • I don’t have abs…
  • Seal approves
  • Scumbag seat belt laws
  • Trolling like a chef
  • Oh no, I totally forgot!
  • Air Force Graduation Ceremony
  • Nope. No problem at all.
  • There’s a difference…