• Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • Physics teacher’s version of a Christmas present…
  • Forty years of evolution…
  • Procrastinating…
  • Mortal pizza
  • Broken dog…
  • Look Twice…
  • Zombie Snow White MacBook Sticker
  • The perfect costume for a dog
  • Crying like a baby…
  • When life gives you oil spills…
  • I’m considering a career in organized crime