• No mom will ever understand it
  • Right in the feelings…
  • Trust me kid…
  • Sassy Gay Friend…
  • Paranoid writing…
  • Deceived Seal
  • The Distance
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Aliens…humans
  • Axl Rose! Wait a minute…
  • Pepsi
  • Fluffy the three-headed dog