• I hate tacos…
  • So that’s why the chicken crossed the road…
  • What is true love?
  • So you’re late…
  • Still worth it…
  • Curse You, Link!
  • The possibility of your existence
  • Literal encounters…
  • Mom, that’s sick…
  • When I’m asked what I think about some big celebrity news…
  • Deep wise thought
  • Being romantic…