• How my new year’s resolution went…
  • Cats and rain just don’t mix…
  • I did a bad thing…
  • Flying is too mainstream
  • Real emoticons…
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • You can’t do that now…
  • Never give up on your dreams!
  • Oh no…. Oh no!
  • They’ll never have a girlfriend
  • Popemian Rhapsody
  • Don’t let me go