• Bottled water…
  • Just like a big party…
  • Taking care of my issues…
  • Come at me, summer…
  • You really are my girlfriend…
  • Happens every weekend 10 minutes before the bar closes…
  • How Cabbage is made in Japan
  • Whale demonstrates…
  • Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?
  • Pokemon Valentine’s Day poem
  • So I say “man’s best friend? I hardly know the guy!”
  • Learn to text, mom