• Whenever I watch a movie with my girlfriend…
  • Good Guy Subway…
  • What is this man doing?
  • No need for a brain these days
  • My driving rules…
  • When you’re almost 30…
  • I’m ready, tell me a story
  • When you spell a word correctly…
  • Pizza’s getting cold?
  • Do you think it’s still funny?
  • Pencil sharpener recycles pencil shavings to create erasers
  • Oh crap, they caught us!