• Sometimes you simply forget…
  • Simple things can be so difficult…
  • The shirt that finally fit…
  • Grow A Boyfriend…
  • We are too fabulous for that ball!
  • Everyone out of my way…
  • Gandalf’s math function
  • Why do Asians…?
  • Bed and breakfast
  • Whenever I see an ex in the street…
  • What I think when I see someone in a relationship with my ex
  • Who are the police protecting?
Comments
  1. Deeg_the_baby

    11:15 pm

    Yeah too bad newborn’s eyes are always closed at birth.

  2. billy bob thornbird

    2:25 am

    Elvis died on my birthday.