• For people you can’t stand…
  • Movies are unrealistic..
  • Halloween: Men vs. Women…
  • 47 Years of Marriage, still buys her flowers every Monday
  • Katniss’ squirrels
  • Educate your children…
  • Perfect mix
  • Everyone I work with…
  • Friendship between males is a strange, strange thing
  • Every time I visit a restaurant…
  • Our baby looks black
  • Why Cosmo is retarded