• If phones were vehicles…
  • Whenever I try to look hot…
  • Well, finally…
  • The Boy with the Sapphire Eyes…
  • The math checks out
  • Typical girlfriend
  • You’ve probably never heard of it…
  • Brilliant design: stairs that incorporate a wheelchair access ramp
  • A cop knocked on my door…
  • I must go guys, my people need me…
  • Brilliant pizza cutter
  • Happens every time