• Mention good things about beards…
  • I’d be unstoppable…
  • I can’t bear to live on this planet anymore…
  • Uh, excuse me sir…
  • I’m great in bed
  • Oh, Prince Charles…
  • So I heard you like to jump on turtles…
  • The truth about duct tape
  • The menstruation fairy
  • I’m gonna tell your mom
  • There’s always one costume that makes everyone else look bad
  • Parenting: You’re doing it right