• Physics teacher’s version of a Christmas present…
  • How to win Rock-paper-scissors every time…
  • Spell it out…
  • Wrong number gone too far…
  • When your friend introduces you to someone and then leaves to take a call…
  • I’ll take that, thanks
  • At first…
  • If you remember that…
  • NES controller table
  • Scumbag dentist
  • How we sleep while you’re single
  • The Matrix alternate ending