• Ladies, do me a favor…
  • Today is the day
  • Just a Johnny Bravo scene…
  • Where do I sign up?
  • Want to cut in front of me?
  • 99 problems
  • Rolling news celebrity death coverage
  • Australian accent
  • Every time I open a pack of gum in class…
  • You grabbed the wrong butt!
  • Without deviation from the norm…
  • Need a hat?