• The coffee machine is out of order…
  • Comic Sans…
  • Avoiding your ex like a boss
  • Drinking like a sir
  • Balls of Steel
  • Two-day old tiger cubs
  • Damn requests!
  • Here’s Domo!
  • I just don’t care…
  • Sorry sir, I can’t let you in without a reservation
  • Something fishy about this car
  • This Is It