• Words I live by…
  • I surrender to sleep…
  • The future of the English language…
  • Senior Citizen Discounts…
  • Second Place Sucks…
  • Living by the sea…
  • Not what I said…
  • You can have a bite…
  • You can be anything you want
  • Wonka goes to the movies
  • The Cobra Tower in Kuwait
  • Meanwhile, on a German highway…