• Thank you, Burger King…
  • So, I was watching Dexter, when suddenly…
  • Best cheese grater ever
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • Ugh, I have to use the human again
  • If you can dream it, you can achieve it
  • It will blow their minds
  • Sheldon Cooper’s words of wisdom
  • Poor Aaron…
  • Maybe tomorrow
  • Smoke stache
  • Say it one more time…