• Where I should be right now…
  • Trying to do something athletic…
  • So “Frog Face” is the new Duck Face?
  • Cookie Monster Wisdom
  • Judgmental Dog
  • I laugh at my own texts…
  • Constant fear
  • Purrito
  • In line at the supermarket
  • You can stay at my house
  • Ampersand
  • Commander bird is angry