• I haven’t failed…
  • Now that’s a Halloween costume…
  • Every time I go out to dinner…
  • Pour-tal
  • Who is this?
  • Timing truly is everything…
  • Puns. Puns everywhere.
  • Don’t worry, I got this
  • I’m Bachmann
  • The volume on my TV
  • I can’t spread my legs
  • It Was Only a Minor Earthquake…