• That thing is so old…
  • One terabyte USB stick…
  • I’m glad I don’t know Katie…
  • Fun fact…
  • Where’s my desk?
  • Dungeons and Dragons
  • Stop calling me that!
  • Gandhi on Christianity
  • Eminem on piracy
  • How to troll your girlfriend
  • Someone’s dad has some explaining to do
  • Bring that back now or you’re fired!