• I can show you the world…
  • Sometimes it is the answer…
  • Why I never go out…
  • He did what had to be done…
  • How to troll people who are scared of roller coasters
  • When no one texts me back…
  • Mr. President…
  • A valid reaction to most things on Facebook
  • Most of my day described in a picture
  • Bat-Signal in Google Earth
  • Mister Downey Jr.
  • You drank all my milk…