• Mom, he started it…
  • I built my lady a house…
  • Washing the car…
  • They have no concept of time…
  • The Portal Cocktails
  • Free Beer
  • Every time a friend checks my Internet browser history…
  • Turtle neck
  • First world mystery…
  • Rat trap
  • WTF am I doing here?
  • Coming back from the store