• Chinese Keyboard…
  • The Sad-Sack Club…
  • Scumbag Nailclipper…
  • My phone was stolen…
  • Oh, so you have an iPad?
  • Tsunami evacuation plan
  • Are you lucky?
  • Simba and Timon
  • Albino turtle
  • Maybe I should check…
  • I refuse to clap for Chris Brown.
  • Boom! Head shot!