• No one must learn…
  • There’s just something about pretty girls and eyeglasses…
  • Just do it, Santa…
  • Hold on, I perceive something…
  • A box + some solo cups = creative Halloween costume…
  • Never again…
  • My life summed up
  • Peeing will never be the same
  • No one will ever hate Twilight more than Robert Pattinson does
  • Everyone take out your textbooks
  • The most interesting lizard in the world
  • An upset mother