• Chicago in snow…
  • Always be yourself…
  • The guy at Chipotle…
  • The miserable life of a candle…
  • If Star Wars was an ’80s school flick…
  • How I feel after waking up hungover…
  • Owned
  • If Cadbury and Nestlé ever merge…
  • Mother’s Day Confession Cards
  • That’s the Earth, dear, that’s where Grandma was born.
  • Don’t like me?
  • Yes. Yes it is.