• Children are like roommates….
  • Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • How to piss off your neighbor…
  • So I scrolled to the bottom of my friend’s Facebook timeline…
  • Better not go to bathroom…
  • Sometimes I feel like the walls are moving
  • When my girlfriend and I fight…
  • The real meaning of YOLO
  • Famous paintings improved
  • Screw you and your Panda dreams!
  • This seems like a good place to sleep
  • Sleeping on a trip