• Read before talking…
  • Frodo, I am your father…
  • Very soon…
  • SpongeBob Disapproves…
  • I live my life by these words…
  • Me going home…
  • Too much late night
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • How I know it’s Friday
  • Sorry, babe…
  • Facebook duck hunting
  • Vanishing in a box illusion