• Pug Cupcakes…
  • Punctuation is powerful
  • You mean I just squeeze the Nutella into my mouth?
  • The gay test
  • I only have eyes for you Jack
  • So I say “man’s best friend? I hardly know the guy!”
  • I’m not saying she’s fat…
  • Real happiness
  • Watching a movie in bed
  • Nothing to eat
  • Hey Taylor, check this out
  • What happens when you microwave vodka?