• The pain chart at the doctor’s office gets it right…
  • On the fifth day of Christmas…
  • There is someone for everyone…
  • How I felt buying a Powerball ticket…
  • A 2 year old’s “UP” party…
  • Dear paranoid people…
  • The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat
  • Chameleon shoes
  • Coffee mode ON
  • When you like a guy…
  • Never agree to babysit the neighbors kids again
  • If you watch Black Swan backwards…