• If I fits, I…ah crap!
  • If the Mona Lisa were painted today…
  • The devastating effects of drugs…
  • Who needs them anyway…
  • It’s hot outside…
  • Just this once…
  • Beautiful pens
  • But it’s too hot outside…
  • Growing old…
  • Elves
  • Scumbag Shane
  • Would you like a bag, sir?